Why did Father Christmas start sneezing as he went down the chimney?
Because he had the floo!

How does Rudolph know when Christmas is coming?
He looks at his calen-deer.

Who is never hungry at Christmas?
The turkey - he's always stuffed.

These and many more hilarious jokes for a very merry Christmas!

Creators

Joe King was born and grew up in Little Chortle. He recently moved to Greater Guffaw with his wife, Lar. Lar and Joe enjoy joking and larking around and playing with their two guinea pigs, chuckle and giggle. Joe King is the author of The Funniest Spooky Joke Book Ever and The Funniest Christmas Joke Book Ever.

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